Sex Toy Crafts Royal Wedding Ring for Prince William & Kate Middleton

ut this wedding ring adorns an extension of the male body a little farther south of the left hand. Oh, and it vibrates.

Wanna pretend you're as fancy and cheeky as the royal family? Have you been following the too-skinny scandal, wedding dress details, and even ordered one of those giant pizzas? Thenyou're the perfect candidate for this royal blue silicone cock rings designed with a crown-like imprint that feels as good as it looks.

Supposedly drafted by professional artists, the Commemorative Royal Wedding Ring is a "classic collectible to cherish" - by stretching it around your cock and balls before railing your own princess into oblivion.

Class and poise. It's the royal way.