LELO SORAYA – a must buy

If you’re a huge fan of First of all, she’s really pretty. is curvaceous, with a cut out handle for ease of use so you don’t give yourself carpal tunnel while using it. Nobody wants to explain how they got that shit to the doctor, do they? Thanks for thinking of us, LELO! We don’t have to make up stories anymore! Plus you can play with her hole while she goes to town on yours.

There’s a super-intuitive three-button interface for people like me who are mystified by even a simple device like a TV remote control. You can turn it up, switch modes, and turn it down in three little buttons. It’s not a problem. If you can’t handle this, you shouldn’t be masturbating.

As is the norm from LELO, it’s made from very nice, high-end materials that won’t give you The Cunt Cancer from nasties like phthalates. In case you don’t know, phthalates are plasticizers–stuff that makes hard plastic softer.

Your vagina deserves better.

I’m glad we cleared that up.